Dear COVID-19,

Firstly, I hope we know each other well enough by now where I can address you more informally (the whole Severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 thing is kind of a mouth full).

And I do have to say that you look great in this lighting.

Secondly, and more importantly, I would like to address your stay with us. Of course, don’t get me wrong; I do genuinely hope that we’ve been gracious enough hosts for you. How could we not be? I mean, firstly, you…